JOURS ONZE: My worst/funniest or most embarrassing day

Day 10

Hmmm… This! I have so many but one comes to mind. I was deeply embarrassed that day. It was a jolly day, the sun was up and the birds were chirping in the sky, everything was right with the world but not with my stomach – you see, it was a red letter day for me, lol; pun intended. One of my girlfriends came to pick me up for a night out in one of our many male friends home. So we left off, happy and gay as can be.

We got there and met a number of guy friends and got into the gist of the moment. I have a habit of constantly checking myself especially when Aunt flo was around; so I got up, went to bathroom and all was still well with the world; came back, sat back down and joined in the topic of discuss.

Few minutes down the line, as I was signaling my friend to let’s go home, I stood up and instantly sat back down.
Alas! I had mapped the bed with hues of red and the guy’s bedsheet happened to be a pristine white colour. Gosh! I couldn’t contain myself, I kept huffing and puffing like someone on heat. I was so flushed. I called my girlfriend and told her, then amidst a weepy disposition, I had to tell him of the hideous crime I had committed against nature.

I think I died a million times in that moment and promised myself it won’t ever happen again. Lol! It did at a different place and time… But this is my most embarrassing.

So here it is, is this embarrassing enough? See you this evening for Day 12 – since I missed a day again (I apologise), I have to infuse 2 days in 1.
Stay in God, peace, love, bisou bisou

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